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Earn your Bachelor’s Degree in Bible Science! Can you correctly answer the following questions?

1. The universe, the earth, and all the creatures on the earth were created in 144 hours [six earth days].
___ True
___ False

2. Female humans came into existence by means of a rib bone from a male human.
___ True
___ False

3. Humanity originated at the confluence of the Rivers Pishon, Gihon, Tigris and Euphrates.
___ True
___ False

4. Snakes crawl on their bellies because a snake-ancestor tricked a female human.
___ True
___ False


If you said that all of the above statements were “True”, you are on your way to a diploma in Bible Science! Please join me in real scientific research, by delving into The Bible, King James Version.

If you said that one or more of the above statements were “False”, you are in danger of falling under the sway of other so-called “scientific” theories, theories which threaten Western Civilization, freedom, democracy, and the necessary foundations for any civil society.

Dr. Alex Budarin, Chair, Department of Theo-Sciences, College of the Ark